Brain Hacker DX - I might be getting ahead of myself

Brain Hacker DX - I might be getting ahead of myself

I'm no stranger to the odd toys, but didn't quite think that I would find one like this! I had seen Brain Hacker DX by Onahole while looking around, and it definitely grabbed my attention right away, and just had to get it for the mind and body connection.

It came double boxed; the main shipping box and the actual product box. The main box that it came in was nice and discreet. But the actual product box on the inside was very artistic and eye catching. Even better, on the inside of the box is a kind of poster for you to hang on the wall.

The external ridges of the brain felt fantastic while I was looking it over, and I half expected it to be a little slimy to really sell the design. I couldn't help but put it on the table and giving it a little shake to watch it jiggle. I had to mentally bring myself back down and focus.

It sits at about 2.5 pounds and fairly squishy. The curve of the brain made it fit nicely in my hands, for lack of a better comparison, almost like a football. The size definitely makes it easy to handle it however you want.

It is made from TPE though, and because of that it is porous and can easily stain. Since it is a porous material, definitely make sure that you properly clean it before and after each use.

The tunnel itself was interesting, it wasn't quite straight like a lot of other toys. It has a slight downward curve to it as you go deeper in. The internal textures change a good bit as well, keeping the feeling nice and unique with each thrust. And being as malleable as it is, it was pretty easy to get all the way in to feel each of those changes.

The unique fact that it's a brain and that you can literally "mind fuck" it definitely made it a worthwhile purchase. Sitting at $70 puts it right around some other brands of masturbators. And, after losing my mind a bit while using it, I'd definitely say that it was worth the price.

As far as cleaning, it was pretty nice and easy. Using warm water and some soap, I was easily able to wash off the outside, and used my fingers to really clean out the tunnel, and then used a toy cleaner on it as well. I would recommend using some kind of drying stick(they sell them on the site as well) to get it to dry quicker.

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Jamie Larson
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